For those of you who were hoping that O.J. SIMPSON would rot away in prison for the rest of his natural life, let me just take a moment to say . . . Mission NOT Accomplished. 

 

It's not embarrassingly bad or anything, but I'm sure there are many who will find it satisfying nonetheless.

O.J. SIMPSON was sentenced to at least NINE YEARS in prison on Friday. Since he's 61 years old, that means he'll be behind bars until he's 70.

O.J. SIMPSON was sentenced to at least NINE YEARS in prison on Friday. Since he's 61 years old, that means he'll be behind bars until he's 70.

A jury in Las Vegas found O.J. SIMPSON GUILTY on Friday of EVERYTHING. O.J.'s co-defendant, CLARENCE "CJ" STEWARD, got the same.

Cops rushed to the Florida home of O.J. Simpson after his eldest daughter knocked him to the ground in a brawl over his girlfriend Christie Prody, sources said. "Arnelle had a fight with Christie over Christie's behavior.

A highway patrol official says O.J. Simpson's girlfriend has been seriously injured in a car accident in Miami. She was hit by a car, and her head and arms went through the car's windshield.