FANTASTIC PASTA D'SAMSON

2 cup shell pasta

1 1/2 cup cannabis milk (1/4 oz. of "that" or 1/2 oz. leaf)

half of a green (or red or yellow) pepper

half of a onion

a glove of garlic

2 tablespoons margarine (cannabis margarine!)

4 tablespoon flour

1/2 teaspoon wet mustard fresh dill spice

3 tablespoon nutritional yeast soy sauce

Boil pasta until complete. Set aside. In a saucepan, saute veggies until onion is transparent. Set aside with pasta. Melt margarine completely. Add flour to produce a thick paste. Add more flour if needed. Blend in cannabis milk. Wisk until all is blended. Add heat to make the saute thick. When desired consistency is achieved (be careful, sauce burns easily), add pasta and veggies. Heat all together and serve.

SAMSON COCOA CAKES

1/2 cup flour

3 tablespoons shortening

2 tablespoons honey

1 egg (beaten)

1 tablespoon water

1/2 cup of Samson (quarters worth)

pinch of salt

1/4 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 cup sugar

2 tablespoons corn syrup

1 square melted chocolate

1 teaspoon vanilla

1/2 cup chopped nuts

Sift flour, baking powder, and salt together. Mix shortening, sugar, honey, syrup, and egg. Then blend in chocolate and other ingredients, and mix well. Spread in an 8-inch pan and bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.

SAMSON'S CHEDDAR ADVENTURE

1 box of whatever kinda macaroni and cheese you buy

2 tablespoos of butter or margerine

2 tablespoons of milk....give or take for thickness

1 person's worth of chopped up chicken, steak, or shrimp

3 tablespoons of broken up Samson (you can add more if your a champ)

1 tablespoon of Tobasco sauce

1 Tablespoon of A1 sauce

Here it is in a nutshell....follow the directions on the box to make normal maa n' cheese. Fry up & season the meat portion of the dish so it's ready about the same time the pasta is. Drain the water, add the milk and butter with Samson back into the pot of pasta and mix it all up.Now, add half the packet of cheese along with the done meat into the pot. Throw the A1 and tobasco in and give it one final mis up.....let it sit a lil on the burner that is warming down, then Bon apetite!

Samson Sicker Picker Upper

1 can condensed beef broth (You can substitue for chicken)

3 tablespoons of Samson (Broken up)

3 tablespoons lemon juice

1/2 tablespoon of margerine

1/2 can water

4 tablespoons of the smallest noodles you can find

Season to your descretion

Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Place in a refrigerator for two to three hours, reheat, garnish and serve.