WHAT THE HELL IS ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S FACE???

And now it's time to play everybody's favorite new game show, WHAT THE HELL IS ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S FACE???

Today, we join Michael at a Barnes & Noble . . . (--we don't know where) . . . with his three children.

He's wearing sunglasses, a bad hat, a scarf and what appear to be small POST-IT NOTES, or perhaps mini bandages around his mouth. (???) His nose looks like it's in pretty bad shape, too.

Check out the following pictures . . . and then call us if you'd like to play America's fastest-growing game show . . . WHAT THE HELL IS ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S FACE??? . . .